- The other day, I went to the gynecologist
- Are you married?
- I left my wife last week.
Do you know that I can refuse to examine you because you’re single?
Of course, you can’t possibly be sexually active...
... Because of all the hair on your body!
My nose is congested and I can’t smell a thing. Take a sniff. Does anything smell off to you?
Are you free for dinner?
- So I told him: No, I’m busy tonight! I have a hair appointment to dye and curl my armpit hair!
Courtesy of Lena Merhej. Panels produced for "Ça restera entre nous - Khalf al bab", Samandal & Alifbata, 2016